I had a dream about a giant crow with spotlight eyes that would one-hit kill with a scythe blade. In related news, I’ve been playing Dark Souls 2. It’s taking over.
I wore my pirate assassin cosplay to applebees
youre a fucking dork i love u never change
This is my friend mike.
He sits in my basement and sometimes sleeps on the couch. We supply him with blankets and pillows regularly with each stay. However, he insist he brings over cheetohs or cheese puffs and eat them on the couch or the bar. Sometimes he doesn’t clean his cheese puff stained fingers. Here, you view him with clean hands and a really shitty AC4 hidden blade that scares the shit out of me because the trigger is sensitive. He likes to scare me. he likes to rub his cheetah fingers on my shirt. He probably does it on accident, but i never bother to ask when I’m in the bathroom, washing my hands and see orange dust on my shoulders. This is Mike.
He likes cheese puffs and sleeps in my basement a lot.
no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes fucking sense
oh my god